I Gotta See the Pool Cues First, Then I get in the Van. I'm Not Stupid

Make a statement with our humorous t-shirt featuring a bold graphic of a white van, complete with the cheeky tagline, 'I gotta see the pool cue first then I'll get in the van'. Below the van, you'll find the witty phrase, 'I'm not stupid'. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and casual style!

This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product designed for both comfort and longevity. With a classic fit that suits any casual occasion, it's bound to become a favorite in your wardrobe.

Seamless double-needle collar for added comfort
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for extra durability
Taped neck and shoulders to maintain shape

Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is composed of 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey consists of 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors feature a blend of 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

Whether you're at a casual meet-up with friends or just lounging at home, this tee is the perfect choice. Order now to add a touch of humor and style to your outfit!

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices